Name some things a person shouldn't say or do while in an elevator?

January 05th, 2009 edit

  • fart


  • pull my finger?


  • haha this is a good question.....um you shouldnt fart, thats a no brainer, dont try to make small talk...its creepy lol, dont do that thing where you cough a couple of times cause its akward being there, dont do that whistle thing, and i HATE when a person comes in and doesnt even look at you...they just like walk in press the button and stand facing an inch away from the door like they didnt even see you, but you know they did and they know they did and its even more akward. i normally walk in give the person a nice little smile go stand by the back and mind my buisness lol


  • They can say, I am in an elevator so I really have my ups and downs.

    If a person is going down, you can ask them what did they do wrong?

    You can stand and be quiet till I come and make sure you are really there.


  • Eat the hair of the other people in the elevator X-D


  • you shouldnt say i have claustrophobia thats for sure lol an then start freaking out

    an of sourse u shouldnt fart or burp really loud an everyone will have to smell it yuck


  • Say I farted while having sex,


  • you probably shouldn't note that the elevator hasn't been inspected since 1998....haha


  • Anything really. Unless you are with someone you know. I refrain from doing anything except pushing the button.


  • fart or ask personal probing questions


  • pick your nose


  • give stinky breath


  • you shouldn't fart or sneeze and you shouldn't..look suspicious


  • sing the song Im horny horny horney horny... Im horny oh my god...


  • fart, talk to self, mug, fart, press emergency button, fart and touch people in place that they don't want to be touched(unless....)


  • first of all, how long is the elevator ride?
    errrr hi
    my names bob
    i like cheese
    u smell good
    im hungry
    sooooo, what's ur name?
    stare at them
    laugh at them
    hurt them
    juggle
    play music ( without headphones)
    talk out loud
    eat (they could be allergic)
    go crazy
    sew
    loose something
    fart
    make fart noises
    ok thats alot for now
    ( all of these things are if someones in an elevator, dont do it!)


  • " i hope there is not an earthquake on the way down"


  • Well don't fart please!!


  • Sing: I believe I can fly


  • Use pepper spray, and I speak from experience.


  • shouldn't say anything. Smile maybe, but then just face forward, stay in your own space, and etcetera. Riding elevators can be super awkward for everyone, so just do what you would want done to you...leave people alone and just keep to yourself. And yeah...don't fart.

    I can't stand it when random people talk to me on the bus and on elevators always happens to me more than anyone else I have no clue why.


  • fart lol


  • i was sent by the elder gods....


  • never go in a elevator with hunger pains.... ppl think u have farted n u havnt


  • http://www.bored.com/getannoyed/elevator...

    look ther...


  • Well two things come to mind
    1. Fart or pass gas which ever you prefer ha ha.
    2. Comment on someone's weight.


  • WHO BEEFED????

    sneeze in someone's face.. lol its fuckin hilarious


  • Push the emergency button that stops the elevator and sounds the alarm then say, "Did I do that.?"


  • Is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


  • This is my first time !







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